This one if for the Ladies.....

....this is hilarious.....good laugh for the day....see below.....

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. 'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '115,' she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 8! ,' she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'. She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' she screams, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

Flour and Water How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue? and then you add eggs And sugar...and you get cake? Where did the glue go? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT

I'm in Love......

...with my Vacuum that it...I know crazy. We recently were looking for a new vacuum again. We seem to need a new vacuum every couple years, maybe I have been picking the wrong ones to buy...I don't know.....but what I do know is that we are tired of buying one every couple years. So, we started to research them and decided on a "Dyson DC17 Animal". I was struggling with the price but when you buy a new one every couple years you have spent the same amount as a Dyson by that point. One of my best friends Dawn has had one for the last four years and LOVES it. Well, I headed out to buy it and about got sick to my stomach as I walked out of the store due to what I had spent on a vacuum..... It was a bit cheaper due to the exchange on base and no sales tax. I have to say that it has been the best purchase so far. This vacuum is incredible how well it picks up and works. Isn't it funny what things you get excited about when you are a stay at home Mom.....but I love my Dyson!

Today's Funny's!!!

This afternoon has been several laughs for Mom. I was telling Paiyton that she had a choice between two things and I said to here..."One or the other"...she looked at me and said " the other".....I knew better than say it that way and than had to change my wording to help her understand what her choices were and " the other" was not one of them.....it was too funny though it was my fault. Emmah was the little funny today as usual too. She asked for Chocolate Milk tonight and I said to her " No chocolate milk before bed time"......she looked at me and said...."I will drink it right here...not in my bed"......I had to just laugh!